Remember, only a policeman is allowed to express himself on an expressway.
Tennis is like marrying for money. Love means nothing.
Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls.
For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move.
I don't know how you feel about old age... but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the rear.
I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know.