Remember, only a policeman is allowed to express himself on an expressway.
My sister was so promiscuous she broke her ankle in the glove compartment of a car.
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth.
Mothers-in-law do not make good house pets. Once I had the most wonderful dream -- I dreamed that mothers-in-law cost money and I couldn't afford one.
There's such a buildup of crud in my oven, there's only room to bake a single cupcake.
Choose a checked or striped wall paper. People will be halfway home before they are able to focus.