You know you're old when your walker has an airbag.
My house used to be haunted, but the ghosts haven't been back since the night I tried on all my wigs.
For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move.
I donโt want to sound like Iโm on dope, but that hour is a high; itโs as good as you can feel. A wonderful, wonderful happiness, and great power.
Becoming a comedienne was my way of adjusting to puberty.
All mothers are working mothers.