Let me tell you, a discussion that starts, 'I'll tell you something you do that irritates me, if you tell me something I do that bothers you,' never ends in a hug and a kiss.

The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.

The doctor looked my body over. I said: Is there any hope? He said: Yes. Reincarnation.

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves.

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate.

Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.

You know what keeps me humble? Mirrors!