My doctor is a family physician. He treats my family and I support his.

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch."

I got my first laugh when my mother entered me in a baby contest.

I'm the woman who used to think that middle-age spread was a cocktail dip.

On the way to the delivery room, I almost changed my mind about having a baby. I wouldn't have found it so hard to go ahead with it if I had realized that having a baby was the only way I could ever become a grandmother.

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish.

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush.