My doctor is a family physician. He treats my family and I support his.

You've got to realize that when all goes well, and everything is beautiful, you have no comedy. It's when somebody steps on the bride's train, or belches during the ceremony that you've got comedy!

Choose a checked or striped wall paper. People will be halfway home before they are able to focus.

There's such a buildup of crud in my oven, there's only room to bake a single cupcake.

Have the man at the station put the air in the tires. I did it once myself. Have you ever seen a car with a limp?

Once Fang took pep pills and they worked - the only time he ever ran to bed.

I love to go to the doctor. Where else would a man look at me and say, 'Take off your clothes'?