My doctor is a family physician. He treats my family and I support his.

Choose a checked or striped wall paper. People will be halfway home before they are able to focus.

Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.

My mother-in-law must be the probation officer I got for the crime I committed of marrying my husband.

Carry an oar when you drive. Three times I've ended up in water.

I was so wrinkled I could screw my hats on.

How do you know they're growing up? Well, the bite marks are higher.