I'd love to slit my mother-in-law's corsets and watch her spread to death.
You can say the nastiest things about yourself without offending anyone.
I will never give up. I am in my 14th year of a 10-day beauty plan.
Never refer to your wedding night as the original amateur hour.
Next to gold and jewelry, health is the most important thing you can have.
Tennis is like marrying for money. Love means nothing.