Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.
Phyllis DillerMy house used to be haunted, but the ghosts haven't been back since the night I tried on all my wigs.
Phyllis DillerChristmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.
Phyllis DillerMy house used to be haunted, but the ghosts haven't been back since the night I tried on all my wigs.
Phyllis Diller