Tennis is like marrying for money. Love has nothing to do with it.
My husband is so useless that it's hard for me to be romantic with him. I get down on the floor and say, If you love me, blink your eyes.
I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies.
self-pity is better than none.
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth.
When buying a new house ... Buy the house far enough away from school so your kids can't come home for lunch.