The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed!
Would you believe that I once entered a beauty contest? I must have been out of my mind. I not only came in last, I got 361 get-well cards.
He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers.
I finally had a ship tattooed to my chest. I wanted something on it.
My mother-in-law must be the probation officer I got for the crime I committed of marrying my husband.