Life is a do-it-yourself kit, so do it yourself. Work. Practice.

I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies.

My eight-year-old bought a bicycle with the money he saved by not smoking.

The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

I got my first laugh when my mother entered me in a baby contest.

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate.

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate.