Your husband is lazy if when he leaves the house, he finds out which way the wind is blowing and goes that direction.
I'd love to slit my mother-in-law's corsets and watch her spread to death.
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.
The doctor looked my body over. I said: Is there any hope? He said: Yes. Reincarnation.
I still take the pill. I don't want any more grandchildren.
The only parts left of my original body are my elbows.