It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months.

Never refer to your wedding night as the original amateur hour.

It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak.

You've got to realize that when all goes well, and everything is beautiful, you have no comedy. It's when somebody steps on the bride's train, or belches during the ceremony that you've got comedy!

I'm from such an old family, it's been condemned.

Becoming a comedienne was my way of adjusting to puberty.

My mother hated me. Once she took me to an orphanage and told me to mingle