It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months.

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate.

Everybody knows how lazy he is. One day the neighbors saw Fang mow the lawn and I got three Get Well cards.

Next to gold and jewelry, health is the most important thing you can have.

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves.

Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls.

I was the world's ugliest baby. I have photos of my folks leaving the hospital with sacks over their heads... I asked my mother how to turn off the electric fan. She said 'Grab the blade!