Like all good ruins, I look better by moonlight.
I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate.
Just the other day I said to Fang, "Don't you think we've got a storybook romance?" and he said, "Yes, and every page is ripped.
You want to look younger... rent smaller children.
It's a certain kind of immortality, because those Disney films do go on and on and on.
They just elected me Mis Phonograph Record of 1966. They discovered my measurements were 33 1/2, 45, 78!