I remember once a vocational director said to Fang, "You must develop some mechanical skills - like getting out of bed."

The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

Never refer to your wedding night as the original amateur hour.

I don’t want to sound like I’m on dope, but that hour is a high; it’s as good as you can feel. A wonderful, wonderful happiness, and great power.

The only parts left of my original body are my elbows.

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know.

Once Fang took pep pills and they worked - the only time he ever ran to bed.