I remember once a vocational director said to Fang, "You must develop some mechanical skills - like getting out of bed."

It's hard to find a negligee in my size. I wear a Junior Mister.

self-pity is better than none.

My body's in such bad shape I wear prescription underwear.

I love to go to the doctor. Where else would a man look at me and say, 'Take off your clothes'?

I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then they’d boo.

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish.