I remember once a vocational director said to Fang, "You must develop some mechanical skills - like getting out of bed."

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.

I don't like to cook. I can make a TV dinner taste like radio.

self-pity is better than none.

Isn't my fur stole pitiful? How unsuccessful can a girl look? People think I'm wearing anchovies. The worst of it is, I trapped these under my own sink.

Remember there is no way you can give the father custody of the children without getting a divorce.

A terrible thing happened to me last night again—nothing.