Sex is identical to comedy in that it involves timing.
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood.
... if I invested in a mouthwash stock, bad breath would suddenly become popular.
I'm from such an old family, it's been condemned.
Just the other day I said to Fang, "Don't you think we've got a storybook romance?" and he said, "Yes, and every page is ripped.
If your husband wants to lick the beaters on the mixer, shut them off before you give them to him.