The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate.
My timing is so precise, a heckler would have to make an appointment just to get a word in.
Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight.
My plastic surgeon ... said my face looked like a bouquet of elbows.
Life began on this planet when the first amoeba split. Mankind will still be seeking God, not accepting that God is a spirit; can't see it, touch it, only feel it. It's called LOVE.