Everybody knows how lazy he is. One day the neighbors saw Fang mow the lawn and I got three Get Well cards.
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.
Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls.
Sex is identical to comedy in that it involves timing.
If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all.