This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head.
When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in.
It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser.
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.
If my jeans could talk, they'd plead for mercy.
Isn't my fur stole pitiful? How unsuccessful can a girl look? People think I'm wearing anchovies. The worst of it is, I trapped these under my own sink.