We Californians are constantly accused of not having seasons, but we do. We have fire, flood, mud, and drought.
Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.
Do I believe in Witchcraft? I'm the result of it.
It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak.
It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months.
You know what keeps me humble? Mirrors!