My eight-year-old bought a bicycle with the money he saved by not smoking.
For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move.
Your husband drinks too much if he says he never drinks alone, but considers the goldfish somebody.
[On plastic surgery:] When I die, God won't know me. There are no two parts of my body the same age.
I am descended from a very long line my mother once foolishly listened to.
Choose a checked or striped wall paper. People will be halfway home before they are able to focus.