I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, What do you have in lingerie? She says, More than you'll ever have!
I will never give up. I am in my 14th year of a 10-day beauty plan.
Tennis is like marrying for money. Love means nothing.
I'm the woman who used to think that middle-age spread was a cocktail dip.
Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
My mother-in-law must be the probation officer I got for the crime I committed of marrying my husband.