My body's in such bad shape I wear prescription underwear.
Religion is such a medieval idea. Don't get me started. I have thought about every facet of religion, and I can't buy any of it.
I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish.
Just the other day I said to Fang, "Don't you think we've got a storybook romance?" and he said, "Yes, and every page is ripped.
When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in.
I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate.