Choose a checked or striped wall paper. People will be halfway home before they are able to focus.

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months.

Like all good ruins, I look better by moonlight.

Tennis is like marrying for money. Love means nothing.

There isn't any (afterlife), you dingbat! This is it, baby! Enjoy, carefully! Religion is such a medieval idea. Don't get me started. I have thought about every facet of religion and I can't buy any of it. So God made man in His own image? It's just the other way around. Man made God in his own image. It's all about money.

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move.

When buying a new house ... Buy the house far enough away from school so your kids can't come home for lunch.