Have you ever known anyone who bought a fruitcake for himself? Of course not. They are purchased as Christmas gifts, mostly for people you don't particularly like.
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.
I like to serve chocolate cake, because it doesn't show the dirt.
Comedy is tragedy revisited.
Like all good ruins, I look better by moonlight.
I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate.