Everybody knows how much time Fang spends in bed. A local store that gives a 30 days' trial on mattresses gives Fang only 15 days.

Tennis is like marrying for money. Love means nothing.

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit.

The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.

Before you get married you should meet your fiance's parents. It is not enough that you like his parole officer.

My house used to be haunted, but the ghosts haven't been back since the night I tried on all my wigs.

Next to gold and jewelry, health is the most important thing you can have.