Remember there is no way you can give the father custody of the children without getting a divorce.

Life began on this planet when the first amoeba split. Mankind will still be seeking God, not accepting that God is a spirit; can't see it, touch it, only feel it. It's called LOVE.

Everybody knows how much time Fang spends in bed. A local store that gives a 30 days' trial on mattresses gives Fang only 15 days.

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked.

When he proposed he said, "We'll make such beautiful music together," but in this duet, his part seems to be all rests.

I never made `Who's Who,' but I'm featured in `What's That?'

We have far too many kids. At one time in the playpen there was standing-room only. It looked like a bus stop for midgets. It used to get so damp in there, we'd have a rainbow above it.