How do you know they're growing up? Well, the bite marks are higher.

They just elected me Mis Phonograph Record of 1966. They discovered my measurements were 33 1/2, 45, 78!

Before you get married you should meet your fiance's parents. It is not enough that you like his parole officer.

They always say to Californians that we don't have seasons. Of course, that is not true. We have fire, flood, mud and drought.

I am constantly being asked about individuals. The only way to win is as a team. Football is not about one or two or three star players.

I remember once a vocational director said to Fang, "You must develop some mechanical skills - like getting out of bed."

I was in a beauty contest once. I not only came in last, I was hit in the mouth by Miss Congeniality.