If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.
If I wore a peek-a-boo dress, it would be like turning in a false alarm.
My timing is so precise, a heckler would have to make an appointment just to get a word in.
When I was a kid and we used to play Post Office, I was the Dead Letter Office.
Tennis is like marrying for money. Love has nothing to do with it.