Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.
Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed!
They just elected me Mis Phonograph Record of 1966. They discovered my measurements were 33 1/2, 45, 78!
self-pity is better than none.
I was the world's ugliest baby. I have photos of my folks leaving the hospital with sacks over their heads... I asked my mother how to turn off the electric fan. She said 'Grab the blade!