My mother-in-law must be the probation officer I got for the crime I committed of marrying my husband.

get married with the feeling it is going to last. Not like the bride I know who doubled the wedding cake recipe and froze one.

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves.

I don’t want to sound like I’m on dope, but that hour is a high; it’s as good as you can feel. A wonderful, wonderful happiness, and great power.

Becoming a comedienne was my way of adjusting to puberty.

I always wondered how I could tell when the right one came along - but it was easy. He was the only one that came along.

Would you believe that I once entered a beauty contest? I must have been out of my mind. I not only came in last, I got 361 get-well cards.