I'm the woman who used to think that middle-age spread was a cocktail dip.
The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
Doctors say it's okay to have sex after a heart attack, provided you close the ambulance door.
self-pity is better than none.
When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in.
I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate.