It's a certain kind of immortality, because those Disney films do go on and on and on.
Phyllis DillerKeep at least one window pane clean to check the weather. Once when I didn't do this I sent the kids off with umbrellas for six weeks straight.
Phyllis Diller... if they [your children] write their names in the dust on the furniture, don't let them put the year.
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