Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed!

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months.

My husband is so cheap. On Christmas Eve, he fires one shot and tells the kids Santa committed suicide.

Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.

I finally had a ship tattooed to my chest. I wanted something on it.

It's a certain kind of immortality, because those Disney films do go on and on and on.

I realize it is normal to argue. I almost missed World War II watching my parents fight.