The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.

If your husband wants to lick the beaters on the mixer, shut them off before you give them to him.

I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies.

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me.

On the way to the delivery room, I almost changed my mind about having a baby. I wouldn't have found it so hard to go ahead with it if I had realized that having a baby was the only way I could ever become a grandmother.

It's hard to find a negligee in my size. I wear a Junior Mister.