The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.

One [expert] said, 'Always have a baby sitter who is acquainted with your children.' If they were acquainted with my children, they wouldn't sit!

I will never give up. I am in my 14th year of a 10-day beauty plan.

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition.

They always say to Californians that we don't have seasons. Of course, that is not true. We have fire, flood, mud and drought.

My husband is so useless that it's hard for me to be romantic with him. I get down on the floor and say, If you love me, blink your eyes.

A passport picture is a photo of a man that he can laugh at without realizing that it looks exactly the way his friends see him.