Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
Remember there is no way you can give the father custody of the children without getting a divorce.
My husband is so cheap. On Christmas Eve, he fires one shot and tells the kids Santa committed suicide.
I'm from such an old family, it's been condemned.
If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all.
When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in.