I never made `Who's Who,' but I'm featured in `What's That?'
If I wore a peek-a-boo dress, it would be like turning in a false alarm.
[On plastic surgery:] When I die, God won't know me. There are no two parts of my body the same age.
I don't like to cook. I can make a TV dinner taste like radio.
When I go to the beauty parlor, I always use the emergency entrance. Sometimes I just go for an estimate.
My body's in such bad shape I wear prescription underwear.