I'm from such an old family, it's been condemned.
This man I was going with asked me for my finger measurements. I thought he was going to buy me a ring for Christmas, but he gave me a bowling ball.
The only parts left of my original body are my elbows.
I finally had a ship tattooed to my chest. I wanted something on it.
Choose a checked or striped wall paper. People will be halfway home before they are able to focus.
[On plastic surgery:] When I die, God won't know me. There are no two parts of my body the same age.