Everybody knows how lazy he is. One day the neighbors saw Fang mow the lawn and I got three Get Well cards.

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate.

It's hard to find a negligee in my size. I wear a Junior Mister.

Sex is identical to comedy in that it involves timing.

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit.

I don't like to cook. I can make a TV dinner taste like radio.

I'm the woman who used to think that middle-age spread was a cocktail dip.