Your husband drinks too much if he says he never drinks alone, but considers the goldfish somebody.
Phyllis DillerI am constantly being asked about individuals. The only way to win is as a team. Football is not about one or two or three star players.
Phyllis DillerThe reason I'm not an alcoholic is I don't like to drink in front of the kids . . . and when you're away from them, who needs it?.
Phyllis Diller