I'm from such an old family, it's been condemned.

Carry an oar when you drive. Three times I've ended up in water.

Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in.

I was so wrinkled I could screw my hats on.

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head.

Life is a do-it-yourself kit, so do it yourself. Work. Practice.