I'm from such an old family, it's been condemned.

My eight-year-old bought a bicycle with the money he saved by not smoking.

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move.

The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.

We named all our children Kid. Well, they have different first names, like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .

When he proposed he said, "We'll make such beautiful music together," but in this duet, his part seems to be all rests.

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood.