I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then they’d boo.
On the way to the delivery room, I almost changed my mind about having a baby. I wouldn't have found it so hard to go ahead with it if I had realized that having a baby was the only way I could ever become a grandmother.
When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in.
If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all.
All I ever learned at my mother's knee was what a bony knee looked like.
I don't like to cook. I can make a TV dinner taste like radio.