Comedy is tragedy revisited or hostility. It is mock hostility, of course, or it would be ugly; we would have a war.
Do not taste food while you're cooking. You may lose your nerve to serve it.
You want to look younger... rent smaller children.
When I go to the beauty parlor, I always use the emergency entrance. Sometimes I just go for an estimate.
You know what keeps me humble? Mirrors!
Nothing was happening in the bedroom. I nicknamed our waterbed the Dead Sea.