The only parts left of my original body are my elbows.

We Californians are constantly accused of not having seasons, but we do. We have fire, flood, mud, and drought.

self-pity is better than none.

I honestly believe there is absolutely nothing like going to bed with a good #book; or a friend who's #read one.

Everybody knows how much time Fang spends in bed. A local store that gives a 30 days' trial on mattresses gives Fang only 15 days.

I will never give up. I am in my 14th year of a 10-day beauty plan.

It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak.