I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish.

Religion is such a medieval idea. Don't get me started. I have thought about every facet of religion, and I can't buy any of it.

One [expert] said, 'Always have a baby sitter who is acquainted with your children.' If they were acquainted with my children, they wouldn't sit!

I am constantly being asked about individuals. The only way to win is as a team. Football is not about one or two or three star players.

Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight.

You want to look younger... rent smaller children.

Life is a do-it-yourself kit, so do it yourself. Work. Practice.