I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies.
Phyllis DillerToo many comics today ramble. By the time they get to the punch line, the audience has either gone to sleep, gone to the bathroom or gone to bed.
Phyllis DillerI asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet.
Phyllis Diller