There's such a buildup of crud in my oven, there's only room to bake a single cupcake.

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked.

Comedy is tragedy revisited.

My house used to be haunted, but the ghosts haven't been back since the night I tried on all my wigs.

It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.

Absolutely nothing was happening in my marriage. I nicknamed my waterbed, Lake Placid!

Have the man at the station put the air in the tires. I did it once myself. Have you ever seen a car with a limp?