Your husband drinks too much if he says he never drinks alone, but considers the goldfish somebody.
How do you know they're growing up? Well, the bite marks are higher.
Oh, that dog! Ever hear of a German Shepherd that bites its nails? Barks with a lisp? You say, "Attack!" And he has one. All he does is piddle. He's nothing but a fur-covered kidney that barks.
My doctor is a family physician. He treats my family and I support his.
I never made `Who's Who,' but I'm featured in `What's That?'
It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser.