Nothing was happening in the bedroom. I nicknamed our waterbed the Dead Sea.
Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush.
I never made `Who's Who,' but I'm featured in `What's That?'
I love to go to the doctor. Where else would a man look at me and say, 'Take off your clothes'?
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.
Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed!