Before you get married you should meet your fiance's parents. It is not enough that you like his parole officer.

Isn't my fur stole pitiful? How unsuccessful can a girl look? People think I'm wearing anchovies. The worst of it is, I trapped these under my own sink.

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth.

I am constantly being asked about individuals. The only way to win is as a team. Football is not about one or two or three star players.

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning.

I'm from such an old family, it's been condemned.

My eight-year-old bought a bicycle with the money he saved by not smoking.