They always say to Californians that we don't have seasons. Of course, that is not true. We have fire, flood, mud and drought.
Phyllis DillerOn the way to the delivery room, I almost changed my mind about having a baby. I wouldn't have found it so hard to go ahead with it if I had realized that having a baby was the only way I could ever become a grandmother.
Phyllis DillerFang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood.
Phyllis DillerRemember there is no way you can give the father custody of the children without getting a divorce.
Phyllis Diller