I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.
Phyllis DillerMy house used to be haunted, but the ghosts haven't been back since the night I tried on all my wigs.
Phyllis DillerIt's a certain kind of immortality, because those Disney films do go on and on and on.
Phyllis Diller