My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit.

I like to serve chocolate cake, because it doesn't show the dirt.

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning.

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet.

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in.

My sister was so promiscuous she broke her ankle in the glove compartment of a car.

I'm from such an old family, it's been condemned.