My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit.

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know.

... if I invested in a mouthwash stock, bad breath would suddenly become popular.

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate.

He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers.

I always wondered how I could tell when the right one came along - but it was easy. He was the only one that came along.

Before you get married you should meet your fiance's parents. It is not enough that you like his parole officer.