By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.
Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in.
Next to gold and jewelry, health is the most important thing you can have.
Your husband drinks too much if he says he never drinks alone, but considers the goldfish somebody.
I honestly believe there is absolutely nothing like going to bed with a good #book; or a friend who's #read one.
Comedy is tragedy revisited or hostility. It is mock hostility, of course, or it would be ugly; we would have a war.