I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning.

... if they [your children] write their names in the dust on the furniture, don't let them put the year.

You know what keeps me humble? Mirrors!

Your husband is lazy if when he leaves the house, he finds out which way the wind is blowing and goes that direction.

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know.

We named all our children Kid. Well, they have different first names, like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .

I am constantly being asked about individuals. The only way to win is as a team. Football is not about one or two or three star players.