I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate.

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in.

You know you're old when your walker has an airbag.

I will never give up. I am in my 14th year of a 10-day beauty plan.

Becoming a comedienne was my way of adjusting to puberty.

I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies.

My sister was so promiscuous she broke her ankle in the glove compartment of a car.