I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate.

My husband is so useless that it's hard for me to be romantic with him. I get down on the floor and say, If you love me, blink your eyes.

A passport picture is a photo of a man that he can laugh at without realizing that it looks exactly the way his friends see him.

I am descended from a very long line my mother once foolishly listened to.

Do I believe in Witchcraft? I'm the result of it.

I remember once a vocational director said to Fang, "You must develop some mechanical skills - like getting out of bed."

This man I was going with asked me for my finger measurements. I thought he was going to buy me a ring for Christmas, but he gave me a bowling ball.