Comedy is tragedy revisited.
I'd love to slit my mother-in-law's corsets and watch her spread to death.
It's a certain kind of immortality, because those Disney films do go on and on and on.
I'm from such an old family, it's been condemned.
Never refer to your wedding night as the original amateur hour.
Everybody knows how much time Fang spends in bed. A local store that gives a 30 days' trial on mattresses gives Fang only 15 days.