... if they [your children] write their names in the dust on the furniture, don't let them put the year.

The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, 'Who could have done this? We have no enemies!'

The doctor looked my body over. I said: Is there any hope? He said: Yes. Reincarnation.

I don’t want to sound like I’m on dope, but that hour is a high; it’s as good as you can feel. A wonderful, wonderful happiness, and great power.

My mother hated me. Once she took me to an orphanage and told me to mingle

My sister was so promiscuous she broke her ankle in the glove compartment of a car.