Do not taste food while you're cooking. You may lose your nerve to serve it.
Before you get married you should meet your fiance's parents. It is not enough that you like his parole officer.
My sister was so promiscuous she broke her ankle in the glove compartment of a car.
When buying a new house ... Buy the house far enough away from school so your kids can't come home for lunch.
Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in.
I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know.