I met my husband when a friend sent him over to my house to cure my hiccoughs.
I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate.
My eight-year-old bought a bicycle with the money he saved by not smoking.
I like to serve chocolate cake, because it doesn't show the dirt.
When buying a new house ... Buy the house far enough away from school so your kids can't come home for lunch.
Keep at least one window pane clean to check the weather. Once when I didn't do this I sent the kids off with umbrellas for six weeks straight.