My mother hated me. Once she took me to an orphanage and told me to mingle
My sister-in-law is so skinny that she has a striped dress with only one stripe.
Tennis is like marrying for money. Love means nothing.
When I was a kid and we used to play Post Office, I was the Dead Letter Office.
My body's in such bad shape I wear prescription underwear.
If I wore a peek-a-boo dress, it would be like turning in a false alarm.