My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked.

My sister-in-law is so skinny that she has a striped dress with only one stripe.

Mothers-in-law do not make good house pets. Once I had the most wonderful dream -- I dreamed that mothers-in-law cost money and I couldn't afford one.

A terrible thing happened to me last night again—nothing.

There's such a buildup of crud in my oven, there's only room to bake a single cupcake.

My mother-in-law buys her coats in a carper shop. She wears a 9x12.

Do I believe in Witchcraft? I'm the result of it.