Remember there is no way you can give the father custody of the children without getting a divorce.
Phyllis DillerWould you believe that I once entered a beauty contest? I must have been out of my mind. I not only came in last, I got 361 get-well cards.
Phyllis DillerWe Californians are constantly accused of not having seasons, but we do. We have fire, flood, mud, and drought.
Phyllis Diller