If I wore a peek-a-boo dress, it would be like turning in a false alarm.

When you play spin the bottle, if they don't want to kiss you they have to give you a quarter. Well, hell, by the time I was twelve years old I owned my own home.

Next to gold and jewelry, health is the most important thing you can have.

It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.

When I go to the beauty parlor, I always use the emergency entrance. Sometimes I just go for an estimate.

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning.

You know you're old when your walker has an airbag.