If I wore a peek-a-boo dress, it would be like turning in a false alarm.

Doctors say it's okay to have sex after a heart attack, provided you close the ambulance door.

My eight-year-old bought a bicycle with the money he saved by not smoking.

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate.

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush.

When you play spin the bottle, if they don't want to kiss you they have to give you a quarter. Well, hell, by the time I was twelve years old I owned my own home.

Tennis is like marrying for money. Love means nothing.