For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move.
Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.
When you play spin the bottle, if they don't want to kiss you they have to give you a quarter. Well, hell, by the time I was twelve years old I owned my own home.
Tennis is like marrying for money. Love means nothing.
He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers.
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth.