I remember once a vocational director said to Fang, "You must develop some mechanical skills - like getting out of bed."
Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush.
My eight-year-old bought a bicycle with the money he saved by not smoking.
It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser.
This man I was going with asked me for my finger measurements. I thought he was going to buy me a ring for Christmas, but he gave me a bowling ball.
You know you're old when your walker has an airbag.