It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser.

Absolutely nothing was happening in my marriage. I nicknamed my waterbed, Lake Placid!

Nothing was happening in the bedroom. I nicknamed our waterbed the Dead Sea.

Just the other day I said to Fang, "Don't you think we've got a storybook romance?" and he said, "Yes, and every page is ripped.

If your husband wants to lick the beaters on the mixer, shut them off before you give them to him.

I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know.

Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.