It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser.

Comedy is tragedy revisited or hostility. It is mock hostility, of course, or it would be ugly; we would have a war.

My mother-in-law buys her coats in a carper shop. She wears a 9x12.

My mother hated me. Once she took me to an orphanage and told me to mingle

Tennis is like marrying for money. Love has nothing to do with it.

I never made `Who's Who,' but I'm featured in `What's That?'

If I wore a peek-a-boo dress, it would be like turning in a false alarm.