It's hard to find a negligee in my size. I wear a Junior Mister.
get married with the feeling it is going to last. Not like the bride I know who doubled the wedding cake recipe and froze one.
I still take the pill. I don't want any more grandchildren.
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth.
Your husband drinks too much if he says he never drinks alone, but considers the goldfish somebody.
Do I believe in Witchcraft? I'm the result of it.