The constants all through the centuries will be the same; wine, women and song. Other than that, life will be very different technologically. In the year 3000 the universe will be expanding as it will forever, infinitely. We will probe outer space but never find life as evolutionized as ours. We were not created by a deity. We created the deity in OUR image. Life began on this planet when the first amoeba split. Mankind will still be seeking God, not accepting that God is a spirit; can't see it, touch it, only feel it. It's called LOVE.

Next to gold and jewelry, health is the most important thing you can have.

You know what keeps me humble? Mirrors!

self-pity is better than none.

Life is a do-it-yourself kit, so do it yourself. Work. Practice.

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch."

If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.