The constants all through the centuries will be the same; wine, women and song. Other than that, life will be very different technologically. In the year 3000 the universe will be expanding as it will forever, infinitely. We will probe outer space but never find life as evolutionized as ours. We were not created by a deity. We created the deity in OUR image. Life began on this planet when the first amoeba split. Mankind will still be seeking God, not accepting that God is a spirit; can't see it, touch it, only feel it. It's called LOVE.

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition.

I was so wrinkled I could screw my hats on.

When I go to the beach, my grandchildren try to make words out of the veins in my legs. That's why I still take the pill; I don't want any more grandchildren.

It's hard to find a negligee in my size. I wear a Junior Mister.

When buying a new house ... Buy the house far enough away from school so your kids can't come home for lunch.

I don't like to cook. I can make a TV dinner taste like radio.