The constants all through the centuries will be the same; wine, women and song. Other than that, life will be very different technologically. In the year 3000 the universe will be expanding as it will forever, infinitely. We will probe outer space but never find life as evolutionized as ours. We were not created by a deity. We created the deity in OUR image. Life began on this planet when the first amoeba split. Mankind will still be seeking God, not accepting that God is a spirit; can't see it, touch it, only feel it. It's called LOVE.

When I go to bed at night, I've got so much grease on my body I wear snow chains to hold up my gown.

Before you get married you should meet your fiance's parents. It is not enough that you like his parole officer.

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in.

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move.

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, What do you have in lingerie? She says, More than you'll ever have!

The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.