Remember there is no way you can give the father custody of the children without getting a divorce.
Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls.
If my jeans could talk, they'd plead for mercy.
It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months.
I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then theyโd boo.
Isn't my fur stole pitiful? How unsuccessful can a girl look? People think I'm wearing anchovies. The worst of it is, I trapped these under my own sink.