I don't know how you feel about old age... but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the rear.

I finally had a ship tattooed to my chest. I wanted something on it.

Choose a checked or striped wall paper. People will be halfway home before they are able to focus.

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish.

I remember once a vocational director said to Fang, "You must develop some mechanical skills - like getting out of bed."

I don’t want to sound like I’m on dope, but that hour is a high; it’s as good as you can feel. A wonderful, wonderful happiness, and great power.

Let me tell you, a discussion that starts, 'I'll tell you something you do that irritates me, if you tell me something I do that bothers you,' never ends in a hug and a kiss.