I like to serve chocolate cake, because it doesn't show the dirt.
When he proposed he said, "We'll make such beautiful music together," but in this duet, his part seems to be all rests.
Tennis is like marrying for money. Love has nothing to do with it.
My husband is so cheap. On Christmas Eve, he fires one shot and tells the kids Santa committed suicide.
Becoming a comedienne was my way of adjusting to puberty.
Like all good ruins, I look better by moonlight.