Like all good ruins, I look better by moonlight.
My husband is so useless that it's hard for me to be romantic with him. I get down on the floor and say, If you love me, blink your eyes.
If I wore a peek-a-boo dress, it would be like turning in a false alarm.
Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition.
I'd love to slit my mother-in-law's corsets and watch her spread to death.
For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move.