For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move.
It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak.
Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.
My sister was so promiscuous she broke her ankle in the glove compartment of a car.
I'm looking for a perfume to overpower men - I'm sick of karate.
The only parts left of my original body are my elbows.