This man I was going with asked me for my finger measurements. I thought he was going to buy me a ring for Christmas, but he gave me a bowling ball.
Phyllis DillerDoctors say it's okay to have sex after a heart attack, provided you close the ambulance door.
Phyllis DillerI don't know how you feel about old age... but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the rear.
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