I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet.

Once my husband said to me, 'I'm going to have some coffee. Do you want me to put some hot water on for you?' I thought that was the least he could do considering I was giving birth.

get married with the feeling it is going to last. Not like the bride I know who doubled the wedding cake recipe and froze one.

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.

I was in a beauty contest once. I not only came in last, I was hit in the mouth by Miss Congeniality.

My doctor is a family physician. He treats my family and I support his.

Have you ever known anyone who bought a fruitcake for himself? Of course not. They are purchased as Christmas gifts, mostly for people you don't particularly like.