Remember there is no way you can give the father custody of the children without getting a divorce.
Phyllis DillerEverybody knows how much time Fang spends in bed. A local store that gives a 30 days' trial on mattresses gives Fang only 15 days.
Phyllis DillerFang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves.
Phyllis Diller