I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet.

This man I was going with asked me for my finger measurements. I thought he was going to buy me a ring for Christmas, but he gave me a bowling ball.

You want to look younger... rent smaller children.

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves.

I am constantly being asked about individuals. The only way to win is as a team. Football is not about one or two or three star players.

My doctor is a family physician. He treats my family and I support his.

Remember, only a policeman is allowed to express himself on an expressway.