If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all.

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate.

Once Fang took pep pills and they worked - the only time he ever ran to bed.

When I go to the beauty parlor, I always use the emergency entrance. Sometimes I just go for an estimate.

Comedy is tragedy revisited or hostility. It is mock hostility, of course, or it would be ugly; we would have a war.

I was in a beauty contest once. I not only came in last, I was hit in the mouth by Miss Congeniality.

Your husband is lazy if coffee doesn't keep him awake - even when it's hot and being spilled on him.