My sister-in-law is so skinny that she has a striped dress with only one stripe.
Just the other day I said to Fang, "Don't you think we've got a storybook romance?" and he said, "Yes, and every page is ripped.
Tennis is like marrying for money. Love means nothing.
I still take the pill. I don't want any more grandchildren.
Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush.
Religion is such a medieval idea. Don't get me started. I have thought about every facet of religion, and I can't buy any of it.