I love to go to the doctor. Where else would a man look at me and say, 'Take off your clothes'?
I am constantly being asked about individuals. The only way to win is as a team. Football is not about one or two or three star players.
Tennis is like marrying for money. Love has nothing to do with it.
You can say the nastiest things about yourself without offending anyone.
It's hard to find a negligee in my size. I wear a Junior Mister.
We Californians are constantly accused of not having seasons, but we do. We have fire, flood, mud, and drought.