The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.
Phyllis DillerI was the world's ugliest baby. I have photos of my folks leaving the hospital with sacks over their heads... I asked my mother how to turn off the electric fan. She said 'Grab the blade!
Phyllis DillerMaybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
Phyllis Diller