I honestly believe there is absolutely nothing like going to bed with a good #book; or a friend who's #read one.

The constants all through the centuries will be the same; wine, women and song. Other than that, life will be very different technologically. In the year 3000 the universe will be expanding as it will forever, infinitely. We will probe outer space but never find life as evolutionized as ours. We were not created by a deity. We created the deity in OUR image. Life began on this planet when the first amoeba split. Mankind will still be seeking God, not accepting that God is a spirit; can't see it, touch it, only feel it. It's called LOVE.

Tennis is like marrying for money. Love means nothing.

I am descended from a very long line my mother once foolishly listened to.

[On plastic surgery:] When I die, God won't know me. There are no two parts of my body the same age.

When buying a new house ... Buy the house far enough away from school so your kids can't come home for lunch.

Doctors say it's okay to have sex after a heart attack, provided you close the ambulance door.