Doctors say it's okay to have sex after a heart attack, provided you close the ambulance door.
Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls.
Next to gold and jewelry, health is the most important thing you can have.
One [expert] said, 'Always have a baby sitter who is acquainted with your children.' If they were acquainted with my children, they wouldn't sit!
My doctor is a family physician. He treats my family and I support his.
When you play spin the bottle, if they don't want to kiss you they have to give you a quarter. Well, hell, by the time I was twelve years old I owned my own home.